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If there is one thing that really gripes me while sitting on a public john, it is bathroom stall graffiti. Unfortunately the people who write on the bathroom walls have to be the most uncreative obscene people in the entire world. For some strange reason these individuals associate taking a dump with a great time to pull out their pen and express their opinion. Bathroom stall graffiti has to be the first form of a WIKI. You can read about WIKI’s here. Bathroom WIKI’s start by the first loser adding a thought, then the next person adds to, modifies, or deletes. Over time you have one pathetic conglomeration of random obsenities. And thus the first WIKI. The crazy thing is, I feel compelled to read it.

I recently started to think about the kind of people that actually right on bathroom walls. Thats when I decided that the majority of Bathroom Graffiti is created and maintained by upstanding business men. They are the only people I know that have a pen or pencil even while taking a crap. More than likely they sit there on the pot and come to the realization that the bathroom stall has created an ultimate form of privacy. An evil twisted grin comes across their face and out comes the business pen. Moments later they walk out of the stall like nothing ever happened maintaining their professional demeanor. It is just a hunch of mine. Who knows?

I will end with my all time favorite Bathroom Graffiti:

Here I sit in a Dark Green Vapor
Some dang fool done stole the paper
How much longer will I linger
Before I use my little finger

WOW, Isn’t that SICK??